<sub>It's called Guess The Movie Quote.

EDIT: Just hit 30,000 pageviews, thank you so much, guys! No one got the kiriban as far as I'm aware: better luck next time! Next kiriban is set at 40,000. Ta-ra!

@GAME: Okay, guys, I admit it: they're obscure movie quotes! NEW RULE: YOU CAN NOW USE MOVIE QUOTE WEBSITES AND GOOGLE. I DON'T MIND. THE FASTEST ONE TO COMMENT WINS. Seven quotes left!

Basically, we have Assassin's Creed characters speaking movie quotes. You've gotta put a movie name to that quote. Comment your guesses as fast as you can and beat the others for cuddles and vodka! GO!</sub>

1.)
Ezio: “Scusi! Scusi! I'm also very good at parties!”

2.)
Basilio: “Sex and death. Two things that come once in a lifetime. But at least after death you’re not nauseous.”

3.)
Desmond: "I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture, and kill them."

4.)
Jason: "Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not 'every man for himself.' And the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Desmond. I looked them up."

5.) _{Guessed by: *tiamatrouge}
Altair: "Inconceivable!"
Malik: "You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means."
^{The Princess Bride}

6.) _{Guessed by: ~Akira-Asha}
Shula: "Oh, for goodness' sakes, get down off that crucifix. Someone needs the wood."
^{The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert}

7.)
Desmond: "No, I'll join this conversation on the proviso that we stop bitching about people, talking about wigs, dresses, bust sizes, penises, drugs, night clubs, and bloody Abba!"
Jason: "Well, shit. Doesn't give us much to talk about then, does it?"

8.) _{Guessed by: ~SmudDragon}
Ezio: "Do you surrender?"
Basilio: "Never, but I may scream."
Ezio: "I understand. Sometimes I have that effect."
^{Mask of Zorro}

9.) _{Guessed by: ~Akira-Asha}
Desmond: "It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day."
Jason: "Goodyear?"
Desmond: "No, the worst."
^{Naked Gun}

10.) _{Guessed by: ~Lokiloo and ~Krimzon-1}
Malik: "Every night he'd say that. 'Good night Malik. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning'."
^{The Princess Bride}

11.)
Basilio: "Where were you last night?"
Ezio: "That's so long ago, I don't remember."
Basilio: "Will I see you tonight?"
Ezio: "I never make plans that far ahead."

12.) _{Guessed by: =unhealthyobsession}
Malik: "Do you know how they keep warm in Russia?"
Altair: "I can guess."
Malik: "They play chess."
Altair: "I guessed wrong..."
^{Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me}

13.)
Desmond: "I'm not a homophobe, I'm a pulling-out-my-penis-in-front-of-you-ophobe."

Figured out that the subscription thing was a glitch. Eh, I ain't complainin'.

_{KIRIBAN STILL UP FOR GRABS}

Whoever catches my 30,000 will get a short fic of her choice, or a new chapter of a pre-existing fic dedicated to her. I'll need a print screen as proof, and preferably a time too. Kick up your skirts, ladies!